its called fashion look it up
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
I went to the Met today
TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.
My friends corgi fell asleep in class
What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES
macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power
is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs
but shit it was 99 cents
The infinite patience of dogs.